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This morning I woke up with Lou Reed’s “Perfect Day” in my head, and I think, yes, I’m pretty sure–that things are looking up! Also I moved my bowels. It’s important to move one’s bowels if one wants to have a feeling of SUCCESS!

The Boy has an appointment with his crazy doctor this morning and I wrote him out a grocery list to pick up on his way home and added “puzzle (1000+)” at the bottom. What the hell. It’s been long enough! And it’s not like I’ve done anything creative in that long, sad time away from puzzles, just ate a whole shitload of sugar and watched multiple documentaries on Netflix and watched my ass grow.

Speaking of sugar, I recently ordered another hypnosis c.d. and this one is called “Eliminate the Desire for Junk Foods“. I’m hoping it will turn my obsession with ginger ale and chocolate chip cookies into an obsession for…um…water and…broccoli? Yeah. Water and broccoli.

* My mother’s doctor’s list of the most important things in life.