Mon 16 Nov 2009
nerd pains
Posted by liz under Rogs, Skincare
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Maggie relaxed.
Boyface.
Last night I agreed to have sex with him if I could trim his nose hair first.
“That’s fucked up!” he shouted after me as I raced to the bathroom for the scissors.
“It’s awesome!” I corrected him.
Bear Cubs.
Yesterday I spent all day, and I mean ALL day, working on re-typing the book I wrote when I was 13. I’m about 45 pages into it now. The Boy kept coming into the office and informing me, “It’s been 5 hours!” then “It’s been 6 hours!”, feeling my horribly tight neck muscles and telling me that I was screwing my body up by sitting at the computer for so long.
“So what?” I said. “Usually I’m hunched over a canvas all day long, what’s the difference?”
Still not exactly sure what the difference is, but today my lower back is killing meeeee. I don’t know how those hardcore computer nerds do it. Maybe they just suffer back pain all the time.
Last night I Googled “zits after going off birth control” and SHAZZAM there they were, dozens of women bitching about their skin exploding with zits after going off birth control. So now I know why I am suffering. Now I just need to figure how to fix it.
Ugh God, the Boy is watching “Shakespeare in Love”, WHY, WHY, NO NO NO.
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