Funny


I received a text message recently and it said I had one of those “multimedia” type deals and had to log in online to look at a photo. I’ve received those before, but I was confused because it came from my parents.

“When did they figure out how to send those?” I wondered, and opened it up:
sally's anus
Yes, it’s a photo of my dad’s dog Sally’s anus. You see where I get my sense of “humor” from?

Speaking of questionable humor, here’s a few gems I’ve collected from the likes of World of Wonder and Regretsy, to brighten up your weekend, dear blog reader:
wanted
Ah, hahahaaa.

snow fooling
Incredibly creepy. Look at the finger about to stick into the pie–ew.

pool party bib
This is horrible. I would totally buy it, and gift it to someone with a baby.

donald duck
Er, oh I don’t know, what the hell.

I thought I had more but apparently not. I smell like a fake tan. Today’s goals are to vacuum, I KNOW, the excitement! The thrills! The chills! My therapist thinks I should look into being an art therapist. She was so excited by the idea she was practically levitating off of her chair. If I can accomplish that degree by taking computer courses, shuuuur. I’ve spent enough years at schools, however. I’m totally over it.



traveling, originally uploaded by …the who cares girl….

The Tremendous, Fascinating and Totally True Adventures of D and Al” is fantastic!

death bed subtext via “Funny or Die”

(thanks World of Wonder!)

Lias of The Saudis, originally uploaded by davidāˆ†richardson.

The Boy said his co-workers asked him the other day, “What’s a hipster?” so I printed this out for him to take to work. I think it’s hi-lar-ious.

Here’s my new boyfriend Stephen Elliott’s take on hipsters.

Alan Cumming = love, yes loooooove.

He does a voice on my new favorite “show to semi-watch while I’m painting in the living room“: “Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in all the World” (streaming on Netflix right now, thank you Netflix for improving my quality of life).


John Roberts and Debbie Harry as Jewish housewives. Hi-lar-ious!

(thanks World of Wonder!)


“Eat Shit and Die” by Margaret Cho and Grant Lee Phillips. Is Margaret wearing a vintage 1920′s bathing suit??? Margaret Cho, I love you.

wives, originally uploaded by …the who cares girl….

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