Sat 21 Aug 2010
talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Posted by liz under Funny
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I received a text message recently and it said I had one of those “multimedia” type deals and had to log in online to look at a photo. I’ve received those before, but I was confused because it came from my parents.
“When did they figure out how to send those?” I wondered, and opened it up:

Yes, it’s a photo of my dad’s dog Sally’s anus. You see where I get my sense of “humor” from?
Speaking of questionable humor, here’s a few gems I’ve collected from the likes of World of Wonder and Regretsy, to brighten up your weekend, dear blog reader:

Ah, hahahaaa.

Incredibly creepy. Look at the finger about to stick into the pie–ew.

This is horrible. I would totally buy it, and gift it to someone with a baby.

Er, oh I don’t know, what the hell.
I thought I had more but apparently not. I smell like a fake tan. Today’s goals are to vacuum, I KNOW, the excitement! The thrills! The chills! My therapist thinks I should look into being an art therapist. She was so excited by the idea she was practically levitating off of her chair. If I can accomplish that degree by taking computer courses, shuuuur. I’ve spent enough years at schools, however. I’m totally over it.




